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Saya rasa, perlu bagi saya untuk menceritakan ritual saya sejak bangun pagi hingga tiba di kantor.
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Setelah keluar kamar, saya langsung hinggap (kayak lalat aja) di meja makan dan take a breakfast sambil merhatiin kakak nyuapin ponakan saya dengan metode kejar-kejaran (bukan kakak yang nemuin metodenya, tapi ponakan saya - dasar anak tidak berbakti), pemandangan yang cukup menghibur (nah kalo ini namanya adik yang tidak berbakti, malah menikmati derita kakaknya sendiri). Pasti pada bilang iiihhh jorok... Belum sikat gigi koq langsung sarapan...? Saya punya logika berpikir sendiri mengenai masalah yang satu ini. Saya sikat giginya sekalian pas acara mandi. Pembelaan saya seperti ini, kalo kita sikat gigi setelah sarapan berarti kita bisa membersihkan sisa makanan sarapan kita, kalo sikat gigi dulu baru sarapan berarti ada sisa makanan yang bercokol di mulut kita sampai saatnya makan siang. Nah kalo gitu lebih jorok mana sikat gigi dulu apa sarapan dulu...? Hayo...ngaku aja deh logika saya lebih make sense. Mudah-mudahan bagian ini ga dapat serangan balik dari istri saya.
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Sarapan selesai, saatnya mengumpulkan mood untuk mandi. Tipsnya adalah berbaring di sofa ruang keluarga sambil dengerin berita daerah di RRI Gorontalo. Saya males baca koran soalnya, jadi mengikuti perkembangan Gorontalo lewat radio saja, lebih padat berisi (saya khan sukanya yang padat berisi...*muka mesum). Biasanya mood untuk mandi bangkit setelah mendengar berita-berita politik yang penuh muatan dan memuakkan. Dengan amarah membara (lebay deh) ngambil handuk dan langsung ke kamar mandi, byur...byur...byur... segarrrrr. Karena mandinya masih terbawa emosi jadi wajarlah kalo paling lama butuh waktu 5 menit untuk selesai (mencari pembenaran).
bersambung...
masih penasaran sama kebiasaan apa sih sebenarnya?, tunggu aja jawabannya di part 2...
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Sarapan selesai, saatnya mengumpulkan mood untuk mandi. Tipsnya adalah berbaring di sofa ruang keluarga sambil dengerin berita daerah di RRI Gorontalo. Saya males baca koran soalnya, jadi mengikuti perkembangan Gorontalo lewat radio saja, lebih padat berisi (saya khan sukanya yang padat berisi...*muka mesum). Biasanya mood untuk mandi bangkit setelah mendengar berita-berita politik yang penuh muatan dan memuakkan. Dengan amarah membara (lebay deh) ngambil handuk dan langsung ke kamar mandi, byur...byur...byur... segarrrrr. Karena mandinya masih terbawa emosi jadi wajarlah kalo paling lama butuh waktu 5 menit untuk selesai (mencari pembenaran).
bersambung...
masih penasaran sama kebiasaan apa sih sebenarnya?, tunggu aja jawabannya di part 2...
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nunggu part 2 ajalah.. :-)
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